HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

i wish i would get this cake for my birthday hahaha

iann and abbie

iann and abbies christmas pic....so adorable but abbie wouldnt smile for the crazy kid taking the pic :)

50 years later!!!

holy crap its been a million years.....ive been so busy its rediculous. im actually glad its all over......i made myself really sick from the last minute rushing with little to no sleep and i havent eaten a real meal in what feels like 100 days....well christmas i had a good meal but for like a week before that i ate pizza everyday for every meal!! hahaha


i dont even remember everything that happened.....i was shopping non stop all of last week and then on christmas eve i actually stayed home (after work) and wrapped and cooked and went crazy bc iann went with tim to christmas at his grandmas.....so that was nice to have some peace and quite for a little while....

on christmas me tim and iann opened presents here and iann went crazy and was like awe nuts i love this at like every thing he got and he opened everything in like 5 mins. it was hilarious and then....(oh by the way my little man is completely potty trained and i mean poopin on the potty and dry through the night and everything!! ( that was my christmas gift hehe) so anyway he was so excited about all of his new toys that he stood frozen in the middle of the living room with a ninja turtle in each hand yelling im peeing im peeing while he peed his pants right there and he started crying and was all upset at himself and it was really cute!! hahaha i felt so bad for him.... then we went to my moms and had a crazy time it was so fun....after presents me angela holly and ted played this crazy game we made up. i got angela these erotic poetry magnets so we dumped them on the table picked 10 and whoever made the dirtiest sentence won....it was so funny i literally wet myself.......i got some good stuff too like the freaks n geeks box set...hells yeah and britney spears engagement ring haha and a whole bunch of great stuff from everyone it was cool i had a great christmas....i hope everyone else did too......

then yesterday i went to work but by that time i was so sick i had a phone sex operator voice and had a fever so they made me go home and i slept like all day and felt like i was gonna die.....today i feel a lot better i just cant stop coughing and i frigging hate coughing so it really really sucks ass....hahaha well im outa here i got so much cleaning to do its insane!! buh bye....oh yeah 5 days till my bday haha

gwen purse

i really want this L.A.M.B purse to go with my other one!! my bday is in 11 days hahaha

its been soooo long!

hello kiddies...it feels like i havent written in weeks ive been so busy and now i feel lost!! hahaha let me give you my play by play......

friday: i had the day off and i hung around like a lazy bum for a while and then sarah called me to see if i wanted to color her sister n laws hair and make some fat cash so i was like damn straight i need money like a mofo...especially since my credit card company is a bunch of ass holes and charged me up the butthole of past due and over limit fees (over $100) worth and refused to remove them even tho their fucking web site messed up...owell you live and learn i guess. so anyway.....i went to my moms first bc i was gonna make cookies for her lil get together on saturday but we got pizza and i ran out of time so i went to sarahs did some hair and got home and made cookies til after 2am and i had to get up at 7:30 so i could be to work at 9....blah

saturday: worked til 5 and went to my moms for her lil party thingy and i swear i peed my pants 50 times....omg drunk ppl are so funny. some lady made me spank her ass!! hahaha so crazy and i didnt get to sleep til after 2 again and had to get up at 8:30 so i could be to work by 9:45. so as you can see im in some desperate need of sleep.but i have tomorrow off so im sleepin in and then shopping and having christmas with my dad.

today: i worked till 5 and then went bowling with my work chicas and im the worst bowler ever!! hahaha i got like an 87 the 1st game and 43 the second! i suck ass!! its awesome. we all got stomach aches from the pizza and thought we were gonna die but i feel better now so its all good. it sucked tho bc it took me over an hour to get home bc the roads were nasty and some geek ass almost ran me over so i had to swerve into the other lane and i was lucky nobody was comin bc i wouldve gotten creamed!!! crazy drivers...im one of em haha jk

oh yeah my mice ( thats right theres more now!!) are taking over bc right when i saw one in the living room iann comes running out of his bedroom yelling that my pet was just in his room so im freakin out those little scums are takin over and im not gonna take it....i guess i gotta set some nasty ass traps!!ewwwwwwy ok im outa here im sleepy buh bye!!

he must be "the one"

this pic actually makes my headache start to go away!! haha

this week is flying right by!!

man i swear this week flew by....its almost friday for christ sake!! maybe its bc i worked mon, tues off, work wed, and friday off i dunno but its crazy. i like it but its crazy!! hmmm.....lemme see here....i had yesterday off and i was lazy until sarah called me and asked me to color her hair and she would make me dinner and i was like yeah dude im in....anything to feed my fat ass!!! hahhaa so we hung out and iann had a home out of her tredmill box and we watched white chicks and i didnt get home till like 2 so that was crazy but i didnt have to work til 3 today so its all good. and her apartment is so cute i love that grrls style and shes so lucky bc she can paint and basically do whatever she wants in there. its great and her boyfriend is super nice and im just so happy for her :D

but on the other hand.....today was just one big pile of crap...i just feel blah and i have a migrane that feels like a granade in my head so it just sucks.im practically typing with my eyes shut. its like i go into work and the first thing outta anyones mouth is like guess whos being a bitch today....blah blah blah....its like no one can do anything right. reminds me of a bad episode of melrose place..... minus the sleeping around and drugs....so ok its just a bitchfest and i cant stand it.......yeah sure i get in on it sometimes bc it can be fun but for the most part its just stupid shit...everyone is walking on eggshells lately........

my horoscope in my cosmo bedside astrologer (yeah im a loser) says that my year ahead is for taking chances....ex: dropping everything to throw a party in the spring(ill call everyone if that happends! haha) saying yes to a spur of the moment cutie who could be "the one" (yeah like that'll ever happen! haha) or changing jobs on a whim (ive just gotta grow some balls!!) your best sucess will come from following your heart instead of your head......so hopefully this will be true and i can actually make sense of myself!! that would be great!!

well i better go i think this migrane is really getting to me now hehehe.....later doooooggg (that ones for iann hehe)

babbers!

surprise abbie!!! haha i took this pic on accident and it turned out good!! hahaha shes wearing her nerd shirt and a little velour sweat suit! hehehe kisses baby!!

its tuesday......

and my shows arent on.....such a sad day....they are all on hiatus even the real world for the next 3 weeks.....blah!! i had to work today from 9-5 but i got out at 3:30 so that was cool. and i made some cash bc FINALLY people must be getting into the holiday spirit!! yay!! then i came home and iann fell asleep and i was cold so i cuddled on the couch and i fell asleep for like an hour and a half!! and then me and iann went to the grocery store in the snow snow snow but the roads werent bad so its all good. i also have tomorrow off so wooo friggin hoo!! its suppose to snow tomorrow too so yippy!!(only bc im not driving in it!!)hahha im so full of adjectives today.

oh yeah how could i almost forget.....today while tim was here the neighbors started blasting their twangity twang friggin music so he turned on his music and the psycho dude upstairs came pounding on the door and starting throwing the f bomb at him telling him how loud our music is all the time and tims like dude its the middle of the afternoon i can play my music bc ur playing urs so loud i cant even think and the dude keeps screaming so tims like i can hear you telling ur kid hes too fucking old to have nightmares and hes a piece of shit and we can hear you beat your wife and amy cant sleep bc you and ur wife are yelling and screaming at each other and laughing so loud its rediculous and the guys face turned completely white and he just stood there with a shocked look on his face so tim told him to come into our place and shut the door and he heard how loud his woman was walking and how loud their music sounded and you could hear their cat and everything and the dude was just in awe bc he prolly didnt even realize that it was that bad.....so friggin funny. so hopefully they will pipe the frig down!! hahaha

well im outa here im gonna fininsh my shopping list to see what i still gotta get.......ill never be done christmas shopping!! uh......chow motha truckas!

iann and abbie

such cuties!!!

i had a sweet weekend!!

hey everybody!!! yay i had a good weekend. lemme see here.....saturday i worked and one of my former fellow "sikshift" groupies.....okay the only other "sikshift" groupie....well we werent really groupies at all but the only girl to hang out with the band back in high school with me came into my work and got her hair colored and it was so nice to see her and talk about our little kiddies and just be geeks. and her birthday is on monday so........
:::::HAPPY BIRTHDAY TALIA!!:::::

then when i got out of work my buddie melly (we work together) came home with me to oswago(haha) and we got some eats and went to old shitty and saw my alcoholic monkey baby!! haha love ya:) she got us in bc my buddie is a youngin....a ripe ol 19 hehe....(thats y i said id get her good & drunk bc i didnt think we would get in ne where haha) so that was fun and then we were gonna leave and we decided to try stoppin at tucans bc she wanted to see the stripper pole upstairs....but they wouldnt let her in and the guy was really mean...we didnt care that she couldnt get in it was just like dude ur ugly and fat do you have to be an ass hole too??? jeesh some ppl i friggin tell ya.( so dani you rule bc we got you in there hhahahaha best time ever right? hehehe jk.)okay where was i....oh yeah so we came back home put our pjs on and i was like dude we never got the pizza (cams) so we went at 2 am in our pjs....it was sweet we were bummin with hot pink eyeshadow. that was hot! so then we watched this ghetto ass movie called "the hole" no its not a porno but it might have well as been. there was alotta dongs dangling!!!! thats all i gotta say bout that hehehe.

then today i had to work at 10 so we decided to stop at dunkin donuts in fulton.....we asked for our food, pull away and we got bagels instead of croissants on our sandwiches so i go back through the drive through.....they give us another bag....we pull away....the sandwich is right but there is only one....we go back through.....this time all the workers are like staring at us through the window and the one in charge is like that girl is a fuckin retard!!(the one making the sandwiches apparently!!) and they gave us 3 more sandwiches! we made out like bandits! it was soooo awesome!!! i just hope we didnt get ne one fired!! hahaha and work flew right by considering i got like 4 hrs of sleep hehhe.

so all n all my weekend was quite interesting :O) and next weekend im going bowling with all the work grrls and that should be fun too. im so full of fun lately its great!!! (until i start complaining bout work this week haha!!!!) so HOLLA!!!

he makes me smile

im getting one of these little guys!! hes so friggin adorable :) i just wanna squeeze him!!

can you say worst day ever?! i sure can

so yeah today=worst day ever!! it started out okay and then i left for work and the shit hit the fan. i got all the way to work (almost 40 mins away) reached in my pocket for my keys to the safe and pulled out tims car keys...suck ass.....and he doesnt have a spare so you know what that means? thats right i had to drive my ass all the way back to oswego!! (in the pouring friggin rain!)to give him his keys so i could get mine....then on my way back to work my car started going nuts so i looked down and runnin on E big time. luckily i was near the phoenix exit so i got off the exit and 1/2 way across the bridge my lights started dimming so i put it in neutral and coasted to the gas station......and i have no money. (oh yeah we got paid at work today so i couldve grabbed my check on the way back to oswego and put it in the bank and took some to get gas but im a moron) so i looked and i had $2.32 in my checking account so i used my debit card for $2 in gas.....hahaha!!suck ass!! so i get to work and its surprise! slow as hell and i only made $20 to put in for gas of course and my paycheck was pretty much a joke so yay!!

oh and yesterday one of my good buddies from high school came into my work to get a haircut and like barley talked to me....i dont know if its bc their significant other was with them and they dont like me or what. and i havent seen this person since graduation day and of course i looked like ass.....i was wearing my worst work outfit and my hair was flat and im a chunk ass now so i felt like shit.....and they looked great.......better than great......so yeah that sucked too. the world must yelling FUCK YOU!!! right in my direction!!

on a better note the tortellini was great and today i made cheese bacon and ham quiche and it fucking kicks my ass (no wonder im a chunk ass!! haha) but i better go bc i gotta clean my house...my little work pal is coming over tomorrow nite and im getting her drunk.... haha **wink wink nudge nudge**jk!!! hope everyones day was better than mine. love you faithful readers....byebye for now :)

theo kogan

my tattooed rock goddess....coolest woman ever!! (she sorta looks like gwen in this pic...creepy!!)

making tortellini

hello friends..hhahaha. im gonna make some dinner tonite and im so excited. only bc its not the usual pizza, chicken, sloppy joes, tacos or subs. dont get me wrong i love love love all of those meals but tonite calls for tortellini...three cheese to be exact. lol. ive never even had it before but it sounds good. ill letcha know how it goes.

whats up with me??? lemme see. well yesterday was my day off and i did absolutely nothing!! yay! just as i planned. well i cleaned the house and worked my fat ass out with billy but i didnt go anywhere or have any appointments or anything and i loved every friggin minute...well almost. i didnt love the minute that i was laying on the couch being a lazy bum and i looked at the floor and saw this nasty ass black mouse climbing on my remote!! EWWWWWW...i know! thats the second time i saw a mouse while i lived here. everyone is telling me its bc this place has no cellar so they are hanging out in my utility room and come out looking for food!! and my house is clean so it made me feel really dirty and i immediately cleaned like a crazy woman vacuuming up crumbs that dont exist and driving myself insane. im thinking about borrowing my moms cat to get rid of them. my dad did say he would give me some poison bc i dont want to see them dead lying in a trap or stuck to glue. thats just not my thing. hahha. so that was my excitement for the day.

today i went to work and then did the damn laundry. i hate doing laundry. if i won millions the first thing on my agenda would be to hire someone to do my laundry and iron my thongs. hahaha jk but that would rule. ok my imagination is running wild so im going to go cook my tortellini...chao

iann and abbie

damn those are some h-o-t-t camel toes.(the things we do to these children!! haha)

my socks are SOAKED!!

i officially hate snow! not that i liked it b4 but i really hate hate hate it now. my heat in my shitty ass car is the worst. it only works good when im going like 55 so when everyone sees 1 snowflake in the air they immediately drive 2 miles per hour and its sooooo...frickin annoying. i mean im a gramma driver when its bad out but the roads are barely wet and ppl are driving so slow its rediculous.and i keep stepping in puddles of slush and my pants and socks are soaked and im miserable. ok thats enough about that.

yesterday i went shopping with my sister and babbers and we got some stuff done but after a few hours we were so tired and our feet hurt so and we were broke so we ended that. haha. i got iann a wicked cool hat that has dinosaur spikes on it and i love it and cant stop wearing it and i got abbie a wicked cute outfit from gap and she will love it....haha she wont even know it but owell. i got a few other things but i cant remember right now....all i know is that tonite im wrapping some stuff. i should be doing it now since ianns sleeping but im lazy and tired. and ive got tomorrow off and i have nothing to do bc i did it all today so im just chillin. haha im definitely not driving ne where bc theres suppose to be an ice storm and thats the last friggin thing i need.

ok im gonna go get some dinner and change my socks and be bored bc my frigging monday nite shows are on hiatus until january......see ya later masturbator (yeah im so 4th grade!!)

marilyn monroe

stunning and flawless..what more can i say. shes a true beauty!

its already december??

woah dude its december already and it doesnt even feel like it. there isnt even snow out there...not that im complaining but its just weird. and my bday countdown has started!! only 29 days to go!! yay.and this year i swear im doing something bc last year i turned 21 and i didnt even go out...only to dinner. im such a loser!! hahaha

so i was talking to my sister today and she told me my little chudgy (abbers) is crawling now!!! shes gettin so big. she used to just stick her booty in the air but now shes movin!! im so proud and of course the babysitter saw it first!! that always happens. now i gotta go visit so i can see her do it and video tape it for my sister.

i have tomorrow off yippy!! ive worked 8 days in a row and now i have everyother day off for the next 6 days!! its good and bad bc i need cash but i need to do stuff around the house too. i just cant win!! hahaha

oh yean im so pissed bc my wb shows are on their stupid ass holiday break til mid january and they leave you hangin worse than every and i wanna cry...im so addicted its like crack or something. i even tape the shit when im working.....im such a loser...o well whats a single woman to do. hehehe im like an old lady with soaps. its insane. well i better go i gotta take my meds(ive got a friggen sinus infection! grrr) and im gonna be lazy and maybe wrap some christmas presents. lata foos.